The Bondsman
01-22-2007, 08:29 PM
Now I don't know if anyone OS is even watching, ....much less even interested in the Australian Open Tennis currently here in Melbourne, but for me, tennis has always provided some pretty good underwear sightings, ...although FAR better in the past than currently, due to those damned LONG pants! :mad:
Early adolescent memories of guys like Stephan Ekberg running around in those very tight, SHORT and nearly transparent tennis-shorts fuelled many of my vigorous nightime activities back then. You could see if a player was wearing briefs, or preferred a jockstrap SO easily.
Excuse me, ....I seemed to be getting somewhat carried away there!
However, back to the present.
Currently Spanish ego-maniac Raphael NADAL, ....he of the three-quarter "pirate pants" (UGH!), is rated as No. 2, and I would therefore assume certainly enjoying the great wealth and sponsorship that tennis players currently seem to attract.
Would you not think he could find some decent underwear that DOESN'T ride up so much as to give him such a wedgie that he has to reach around and pull it out of his arse-crack before EVERY serve, ...and even before he receives service?
(OH, I just re-read that last bit and it sounds a bit obvious! :D )
Anyway, if you watch him CONSTANTLY doing this it reminds you of nothing so much as a kindergarten kid with a huge case of worms!
I know there's nothing as uncomfortable as undies that ride up to give you the atomic-wedgie, BUT you would think he could find a sponsor to give him some decent stuff that fits!
Hell, I'll send him some Bond's S'PORT Briefs just to stop him constantly dragging whatever he's currently wearing out of his crack all the time!
Early adolescent memories of guys like Stephan Ekberg running around in those very tight, SHORT and nearly transparent tennis-shorts fuelled many of my vigorous nightime activities back then. You could see if a player was wearing briefs, or preferred a jockstrap SO easily.
Excuse me, ....I seemed to be getting somewhat carried away there!
However, back to the present.
Currently Spanish ego-maniac Raphael NADAL, ....he of the three-quarter "pirate pants" (UGH!), is rated as No. 2, and I would therefore assume certainly enjoying the great wealth and sponsorship that tennis players currently seem to attract.
Would you not think he could find some decent underwear that DOESN'T ride up so much as to give him such a wedgie that he has to reach around and pull it out of his arse-crack before EVERY serve, ...and even before he receives service?
(OH, I just re-read that last bit and it sounds a bit obvious! :D )
Anyway, if you watch him CONSTANTLY doing this it reminds you of nothing so much as a kindergarten kid with a huge case of worms!
I know there's nothing as uncomfortable as undies that ride up to give you the atomic-wedgie, BUT you would think he could find a sponsor to give him some decent stuff that fits!
Hell, I'll send him some Bond's S'PORT Briefs just to stop him constantly dragging whatever he's currently wearing out of his crack all the time!