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Alien_Boy
06-03-2007, 07:50 PM
I was playing baseball with some friends a few days ago, and I didn't think that I would need to sport a jockstrap. I figured if I had on some comperssion shorts, at least i would be ok. I was wrong. I was playing short stop and when the ball was hit towards me, I went for it but was surprised when it bounced and hit my nuts from underneath. I was hurtin so bad. I was never much of an athlete so I never had the desire to buy a cup until now. Any suggests for a quality cup?
ballucanb
06-03-2007, 08:13 PM
I can feel it from here, i guess any cup would be better than no cup...
Alien_Boy
06-03-2007, 08:21 PM
Ya, that's true. I've never been hit to hard before and in my high school, the girls flirt with the guys by busting their balls but nothing as bad as this. I was on my knees immediately after the ball connected.
The Bondsman
06-03-2007, 08:52 PM
Well that's "intelligent design" for you, innit!
Give a man VERY sensitive nuts, then stick 'em out hanging in the most vulnerable position possible, where even a gentle knock can floor a guy!
Can't believe you would even attempt to pay baseball without a cup!
Bet you won't do it again!
bike#10
06-03-2007, 10:08 PM
Everyone who entered was a winner.
I still have some Large Duke Cup Supporters that need a good home. Maybe not free this time, but I'm sure we could work something out.
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SweatyAussie
06-04-2007, 12:29 AM
OUCH!!!
My recommendation is to take up squash. Getting hit in the nuts by a squash ball might hurt a bit but probably wouldn't do any lasting damage. In any case, in squash you are much more likely to get whacked in the arse by the ball, and that can be positively erotic - the hard part is trying to pretend that it feels really bad and you don't want it to occur again.
Works best with tight shorts... take this from one who knows.
The Bondsman
06-05-2007, 12:34 AM
in squash you are much more likely to get whacked in the arse by the ball, and that can be positively erotic - the hard part is trying to pretend that it feels really bad and you don't want it to occur again.
And do tell us SweatyAussie, ...how many games of squash have had to be abandoned because of a lost ball??? :D ;) :D
SweatyAussie
06-05-2007, 12:45 PM
And do tell us SweatyAussie, ...how many games of squash have had to be abandoned because of a lost ball??? :D ;) :D
Not very many Bondsman - even my reflexes aren't quick enough to catch the ball with the arse cheeks at the moment of impact! Too bad, would be a good party trick wouldn't it?
The Bondsman
06-05-2007, 10:19 PM
Well it would sure as hell beat the ping-pong ball act one sees in sleazy bars in S.E. Asia! ;) :D
speedolover1
09-06-2007, 11:43 PM
i generaly use no cup easier acsess :blowme
FletcherSmith
10-27-2007, 01:14 PM
that is intense! You need to check it out? Hope evrythings okay dude, not the sort of thing us guys need to happen is it, why didnt it be someone else?? sorry buddy, stay strong
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