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10-25-2007, 07:36 AM
Just in time for Halloween DGU are proud to announce the new Anti-werewolf underwear from Sloggi for men called Sloggi Silver.
This new line of underwear which is available in the UK only from deadgoodundies.com has some great features including
Antibacterial smartcel bioactive fibres
Odour regulating (due to the impregnation of silver into the fabric)
Clinically and dermatologically tested
The silver protects you from werewolves biting your willy off
We tested how well the pure silver in the underwear repelled werewolves in our DGU laboratory by capturing a werewolf* we found wandering the streets and then getting one of our guys to walk up to it whilst wearing nothing but the Sloggi silver underwear.
The werewolf instantly made a dash for the door in an effort to escape hence proving the underwears amazing quality.
So if you haven't yet tried Sloggi yet then perhaps now it's time to do so........... Before the werewolves get you.
*It might not of been a werewolf just a incredibly hairy man - it was hard to tell at the time.
This new line of underwear which is available in the UK only from deadgoodundies.com has some great features including
Antibacterial smartcel bioactive fibres
Odour regulating (due to the impregnation of silver into the fabric)
Clinically and dermatologically tested
The silver protects you from werewolves biting your willy off
We tested how well the pure silver in the underwear repelled werewolves in our DGU laboratory by capturing a werewolf* we found wandering the streets and then getting one of our guys to walk up to it whilst wearing nothing but the Sloggi silver underwear.
The werewolf instantly made a dash for the door in an effort to escape hence proving the underwears amazing quality.
So if you haven't yet tried Sloggi yet then perhaps now it's time to do so........... Before the werewolves get you.
*It might not of been a werewolf just a incredibly hairy man - it was hard to tell at the time.