Aussie Footy Dakking!!!

[The Bondsman]

Here's a serious, intentional Grade Two "dakking" from last weekend's Australian Football game between the Hawks and the Power.
Please take NO notice of the idiotic hairdo on the guy doing the dakking, ....it's totally eccentric and not at all typical of Aussie footballers.
Still, you've got to admire his style when wanting to slow down his opponent!
Nice briefs!
Bet you Yanks don't get to see this in grid-iron! :D :D :D
It should also be noted, all players continue on playing in their state of undress, ....AFL is a very fast game and unlike gridiron, is not stopped for minor player discomfort. Should the shorts be damaged beyond wearing, a minor official runs out with another pair and the player changes onfield in full view of the crowd, .......to incredible cheers and whistles it must be said! However if the ball comes near him at this crucial moment, he will throw the new shorts away and continue playing deshabille. They certainly don't allow a little thing like personal exposure to prevent them playing football!
http://usg-online.com/photopost2/showphoto.php?photo=46204&limit=recent

Key to Dakking Degrees: :moon
Grade One: shorts down at back only, Undies on.
Grade Two: Shorts fully down to ankles, (or off), Undies on
Grade Three: Shorts and Undies fully down below knees.
Grade Four: Shorts and Undies totally ripped off, ....rare, but WOW!!! :eek:

[deusex]

Your football is so much more entertaining than what goes on over here. I know it's a completely different sport, but there's too much padding and clothing over here. I'd probably watch football if we had your version.

At least soccer is becoming more popular over here.

[SweatyAussie]

As usual, I can't view the video, which is always the case with videos posted here. Any chance of just providing a link, if it's from a site on the Net? Or a couple of still frames?

"Dakking" is so much more expressive than "pantsing".

[The Bondsman]

I'd probably watch football if we had your version.
AFL would have to be the biggest perve fest freely available to gay men!
The shorty-shorts and the sleeveless guernseys, ...(PLEASE don't call them jumpers or sweaters! :mad: ) are little more than underwear in themselves, ...specially when you compare it to the incredible over-rigs of your average gridiron wimp! Takes a REAL man to take the hard knocks in your jocks!

At least soccer is becoming more popular over here.
Soccer, which is it's proper name, ......NOT "football", or the bloody arrogant "World Game", is a blight on the sports world.
Australia had a "FOOTBALL" club LONG before soccer was even organised! FACT!)
Full of over-paid diving, prancing, posturing prima donnas who roll on the grass screaming in mock agony, clutching their shins?
If an AFL player carried on like that, his own team members would run over and thump him senseless to the cheers of all the crowd!
AND they play soccer in BORED-shorts down below their knees!
And to return to underwear, Australian Football is currently under threat from the introduction of hideous pink long stretch compression pants things that hang out under the shorts and remind you of something your maiden aunt might wear for her incontinence!!! There is a strict rule in the game that anything that shows below the shorts MUST be "flesh colour". Of course the resultant shitty pink is nothing of the sort, and the problem just gets worse if the player in question happens to be black!
You can indeed be fined for wearing the wrong underwear in AFL!
Sadly, the days of jockstraps have gone now, ....but back when they were universal it certainly added extra interest to any dakkings!
Most guys now wear speedos or briefs, .....many having favourite pairs. Apparently footballers are a superstitious lot!
BUT those bloody ugly long monkey's bum pink things continue to spread. Here in OZ, we must unite and fight this blight!

[SweatyAussie]

(Timidly tries to get a word in...)
Yes Bondsman it's all true. Umm.... any links or stills?

[The Bondsman]

As usual, I can't view the video, Any chance of just providing a still ?
It's not from the above video, but here's one that I found that should give you the general idea.
I LOVE this game!!!

[SweatyAussie]

I already knew what the general idea was, but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate the pic!

What the fuck is going on there? Or should I say, what's coming off? Is that two garments, or one that's in the process of being ripped to shreds?

[deusex]

Who cares what is actually happening, I just hope it happens more often and you guys can post it here. ;)

[The Bondsman]

What the fuck is going on there? Or should I say, what's coming off? Is that two garments, or one that's in the process of being ripped to shreds?
To explain, the outer garment being ripped to shreds are his normal playing shorts. They are the black ones with the white side stripe, ...which are also lined with a white layer which actually "wicks" away sweat. The others in the process of coming down are his undies.
It's rare for a round to go passed without at least one good partial dakking, ....the crowd love it!
Doesn't exactly put me off either!!! ;) ;) :D
It's always played and replayed on TV for the benefit of those who missed it!
The world, .....well me and quite a few others, awaits a dakking to be performed on one player in particular, (a member of the Sydney Swans), who is in possession of what would have to be THE most sensational bubble-arse of any athlete, ANYWHERE!
He can run and it doesn't even wobble, ....and I'm sure if you run into it onfield, (anyone should be so lucky!), it would be like hitting a brick wall! You have just got to see it, ....it's mesmerising in action! Whole legions of gay boys, and str8 women go to the games solely to perve on this player's perfect posterior.
Can't wait for those hot little red shorts to come down!
To tell the truth, .....and this is strictly between me and you now and to go no further, .....but we have a contact in the change rooms who has promised, on pain of death, (which I will deliver should he fail), to get a pair of his briefs for us. (No, NOT steal! :mad: )
I intend to have them framed and mounted over our bar!
(In truth, I'd love to be mounting him with MY very own "bar" ;) , ....but alas, he boots for the other side so-to-speak, .....such perfect equipment, and it's never gonna be used! Sigh!)
Now sadly, this pic below ISN'T the player I mention above, but a young amateur who was most obliging to pose for a photo when asked .
He's obviously new to the game, and yet to realise that with those playing shorts being SO short, you have to wear undies of some description. "Fallout" can be a problem.....you don't want too many balls in play!

[SweatyAussie]

The world, .....well me and quite a few others, awaits a dakking to be performed on one player in particular, (a member of the Sydney Swans), who is in possession of what would have to be THE most sensational bubble-arse of any athlete, ANYWHERE!
He can run and it doesn't even wobble, ....and I'm sure if you run into it onfield, (anyone should be so lucky!), it would be like hitting a brick wall! You have just got to see it, ....it's mesmerising in action! Whole legions of gay boys, and str8 women go to the games solely to perve on this player's perfect posterior.
Can't wait for those hot little red shorts to come down!
Name him.

All this talk of little red shorts bring back memories of Warwick Capper.He wasn't the brainiest bloke in the world, or even the AFL, but he was seriously pervable.

[The Bondsman]

While on the subject of football, ......I found this shot of the New Zealand boys about to play in their Annual Nude Footy Day! Certainly adds new meaning to "going for the tackle" eh? ;)
Now yes, I do know this is an UNDERWEAR board, but couldn't let this pic pass without making all you northern sports fans jealous you don't get to see footy played like this!
(Sorry guys, the censorious black boxes were there when I found the pic!)
Say, that No. 10 looks "interesting, ....no? ;)

[SweatyAussie]

I prefer No.1, but it's all good.

... but as for the little censorious black squares - when I first saw your message I assumed they must have been frontal shots, but it's only arses for heaven's sake. I'm surprised that was considered unfit for public viewing. Back in the 80's I remember seeing a poster advertising some dance event, showing four photos of a guy's naked buttocks.... Kiwi buttocks as a matter of fact. This wasn't in an "adult" publication, I think it appeared in magazines like Women's Weekly and Cosmopolitan. I'm sure I've even seen naked bums in the daily newspapers.

I can only assume they must have all been wearing butt-plugs, and the editor decided that looked a little bit naughty.

[The Bondsman]

... but as for the little censorious black squares - when I first saw your message I assumed they must have been frontal shots, but it's only arses for heaven's sake.
SweatyAussie, there's the "dangle" factor to consider!
Most guys, when adopting that pose, certainly show more than a little of the frontal goodies, even from the back. Remember, they are NOT wearing any underwear at all.
I know it's probably cold, but men have dangly bits, ....... that's why we like 'em!
And of course, the newspaper MUST be careful NOT to offend the new morality police. Why are we going through a resurgence of church-directed shame of the human body?
Even those blind-believers must surely see the irony in saying on one hand that man is created in god's image, ....and then being ashamed of the naked body?
Now THAT's weird!

[deusex]

Was doing my daily surfing of the blogosphere and came across a post on Queerclick for RuggerBugger. Apparently they have a full features on the New Zealand boys with a number of photos (no underwear though):

http://www.queerclick.com/archive/2008/07/ruggerbugger_update_2_6.php

doesn't seem like a lot of dangling going on there.

[The Bondsman]

doesn't seem like a lot of dangling going on there.
Now deusex, I do hope you're not casting aspersions on the dimensions of our fellow Kiwi's "sheep-worriers" are you?
I would have thought that as one who also insists in continuing to live in a country where you have to shovel your way through five metre snowdrifts for six months of the year, you'd be more sympathetic to the effects of extreme cold on the exposed male anatomy.
Actually why do whole populations continue to do this?
How New Zealanders, .....and Canadians even continue to exist is beyond me, and why they haven't migrated to more hospitable climes is perhaps testimony to humanity's capacity to accept outrageous circumstances for no good reason.
For the price of a three-bedroom house in Saskatchewan, or Dunedin for that matter, a whole family could spend every Christmas on an Aussie beach and still have cash left for beer and prawns, ...so why don't they? :confused: :confused:
Well I must admit that now the more sane Kiwis ARE learning to fly their home deep-freeze and come over the ditch to where it's warm, ..... but Canadians? They're weird!
They take a masochistic pride in living within spitting-distance of the Arctic, of having bloody rampaging polar bears trash their holiday cabins, of having to wear twice their body mass in over-padded doona-like insulation to just waddle out and top the car up with anti-freeze!
What is the point of living in a First-World economy that spends half the year in a refrigerator?
Think of wearing jockstraps, briefs, speedos, ....even thongs if you must round the garden, OUTSIDE IN WINTER!
Yesterday here, supposedly mid-winter for us, the temp. outside in the SHADE under my verandah was around 83 degrees F. .....(that's about 28 degrees celscius if you're metric!) No chance of cabin-fever setting in.
Remember this next winter (for you), when you're trying to put a cockring on a retracted inverted pimple that used to be your penis! :D :D :D

[deusex]

Weather or not our penises turn into inverted pimples, at least I don't have to fear having my belongings stolen by my neighbours. Criminality is in the genes after all. There was a reason, afterall, why England kicked you guys out.

;-)

[The Bondsman]

Weather or not our penises turn into inverted pimples, at least I don't have to fear having my belongings stolen by my neighbours. Criminality is in the genes after all. There was a reason, afterall, why England kicked you guys out.

;-)
Oh yes! For sure, ....much to their regret!
They then discovered that they'd sent everybody of any "talent" away to a land where the winters were sunny and warm, (so unlike England!); .....there actually WERE abundant beaches, ( not stony wind-swept expanses of uncomforable shingle with yellow freezing water!); it didn't rain every single bloody day, (see British Climate); there was actually room to move, (try London traffic!); and a place where for the next two hundred years the Poms themselves would be absolutely desperate to migrate to!
Now I ask you, ....just who got the best of THAT deal?
Sadly, by comparison, Canada's first efforts at colonisation did NOT go well under such disillusioned failures as Cartier and Francois de la Rocque, sieur de Roberval and their party of colonists, most of whom DIED FROM THE WINTER :eek: , the rest slunk off back to England under cover of darkness, totally defeated by THE WINTER :eek: ! It was another SIXTY years before anyone else was foolish enough to try living in a deep-freeze.
Then of course, the need to slaughter just about all the native animals for their skins provided the impetus, but again, they forgot to consider just WHY all those poor unfortunate animals were SO hairy :confused: !
AND all that time the beautiful WARM OZ was just sitting here :confused: :D :D :D !

[SweatyAussie]

Now hang on Bondsman, the history of Australia's colonisation by Europeans is not totally without its share of stuffups. Heat can be difficult to deal with sometimes too, as Burke and Wills discovered.

Besides which, I wish you'd button your gob :) rather than telling everybody how wonderful Oz is... real estate prices here in Perth have shot up in the past couple of years like dicks at a strip show, and the last thing we need is to be overrun by "Northerners" pushing up the price of accommodation even further! I own my own place so I am lucky in that respect, but I feel for those whose rents have doubled because of our current economic "boom" but who haven't had a salary increase in line with the boom.

Back on topic though - now I know where you spend all your free time when you're not on this site - you probably even supply most of the material! A pity AFL doesn't have a snappy nickname like "rugger" that rhymes with something rude.

[deusex]

Seriously, Australia is one of the places I can't wait to visit but...

Although our winters can be cold, they are short and we have 4 distinct seasons - all of which I love. While some parts of Canada are cold, Toronto's weather is pretty amazing. Admittedly this past winter was cold with a lot of snow, but a winter like that is rare and our summers are normally hot and dry.

Canada is a big country with countless climates depending where you are.

Now excuse me while I open up the windows in my Igloo...

[The Bondsman]

Now excuse me while I open up the windows in my Igloo...
Windows? Igloos have windows? Watch out for those polar bears! I believe the smell of cooking blubber drives 'em crazy!

Sorry deusex, ....it's been a dull week on site, ......and now I'm no longer part of the "circ-debate" here, I was just trying to stir things up a bit for a little excitement.
I'm sure Canada can be a wonderful place, just as long as long-johns are your thing, ....come to think of it, they ARE my thing!

[The Bondsman]

now I know where you spend all your free time when you're not on this site - you probably even supply most of the material! A pity AFL doesn't have a snappy nickname like "rugger" that rhymes with something rude.
Whatever do you mean SweatyAussie, ....it's a well known fact we gay men HATE football, ...besides, I'm FAR too busy playing with my Barbie dolls to bother about all those big, hot, hairy sweaty men running around grabbing each other and ripping their shorts off!
Still, I thought you all might like to see the preferred attire worn at Finland's "SWAMP SOCCER".
I particularly like the Borat green V, ....with attachment!
I was going to say I bet it's fun in the tackles, but those wussy soccer-fairies don't tackle do they?
Still, these two certainly seem to be getting along fine together.....

[deusex]

Windows? Igloos have windows?

My god Bondsman, you think that Igloo technology hasn't kept up with the rest of the world? Here's a recent photos of me fixing said window:

[SweatyAussie]

My god Bondsman, you think that Igloo technology hasn't kept up with the rest of the world? Here's a recent photos of me fixing said window:
Come on, deusEx, you can't fool us. We know that can't be you in your Canadian abode, because in the photo you can see the sun is shining - a dead giveaway.

[SweatyAussie]

Still, I thought you all might like to see the preferred attire worn at Finland's "SWAMP SOCCER".
I particularly like the Borat green V, ....with attachment!
It's certainly amusing, I'm not sure I would actually say I LIKE it. I'm afraid that Borat film has a lot to answer for.
I prefer the shorts worn by his mate - pity he's a smoker though....

[The Bondsman]

My god Bondsman, There's no need here amongst friends to use my full title.... I don't insist on it.
you think that Igloo technology hasn't kept up with the rest of the world? Here's a recent photos of me fixing said window:
No doubt you're installing a reverse-cycle air conditioning unit in that window so you can pump heat into the interior too?
I would imagine that with global warming looming, so many Canadians are facing homelessness?
I, on the other hand, look forward to having beach-front property.

[SweatyAussie]

I would imagine that with global warming looming, so many Canadians are facing homelessness?

Not to mention the ever-present danger of rampant headhunters:
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24116210-12335,00.html
At least our Aussie convict forebears didn't do much worse than stealing loaves of bread and handkerchieves. :(

[The Bondsman]

Not to mention the ever-present danger of rampant headhunters:(

"Vince Weiguang Li, 40, of Edmonton faces a charge of second-degree murder, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said."
Only "SECOND" degree murder? What the hell do you have to do over there to make it to "FIRST" one hesitates to ponder?
"I can confirm the victim was stabbed, and that the victim was pronounced dead at the scene," he said.
"Dead" at the scene?
Errr, ......... after being stabbed 50 or 60 times, totally gutted and having your head cut off, I wonder which medical genius made THAT deduction?

[deusex]

Seriously, just heard about it on the way back from the cottage. Absolutely crazy. At first I was surprised it made Australian news, but then again it's so far out there I guess it's world news worthy.

Guess Canadian tourism is going to be down for a while. I'm not feeling so safe in my igloo now - guess I'm going to have to fill in that window.

[The Bondsman]

And in recent news just to hand, the knife-wielding butcher apparently sat there calmly cutting off pieces of the victim's body with scissors and EATING THEM!
Don't know about you guys, but I'd take my chances with a polar bear anyday....