Where have you jerked off?

[deusex]

Just curious...

Where's the most interesting or riskiest place you've jerked off? At Work? On a bus? At the dinner table with your family present?

[Micah]

Down in the basement storeroom of a grocery store I was working in at the time. I remember seeing this photo ad of a buff, cute blond in a speedo on the wall. I think he was water skiing or something, and it was an ad for some type of soda. Anyway, I remember getting the biggest hardon looking at him with an obvious bulge in his speedo, and I just couldn't take it anymore. I whipped it out and jacked off all over the floor. I remember thinking that any of the other employees, or even the boss could have come downstairs at any moment, but I couldn't have cared less. I was going to cum if it was the last damn thing I did!

[Thonging Tyler]

I was driving home one night from work. Thinking about a hot date I had the night before I began just stroking my cock through my jeans soon I had my cock out jerking it. At the moment I was about to cum I grabbed a rag to cum in when I saw the flashing lights of a cop car I shot my load just as he passed me> My heart was beating so hard both from cumming and thinking this cop must have seen something or I speedind as I was getting close to cumming. I knew I'd never get my spurting cock into my jeans if was me he was after. It wasn't but what a rush.

[Unregistered]

One time I jacked off in a changing room of Mervyns. I left my cum soaked briefs there and waited to see what the next guy to use the room would do with them. A young guy wnet in to try on some jeans and when he left my underwear was gone. Bet he got turned on wearing them.

[Unregistered]

two come to mind for me....

I too have done the jerking off as I was driving....it was a long way from work to home...and sometimes..the need arose to have some relief.

It was dusk....it was a long 2 lane road, i whiped out my 8" cock and stroked it...it was such a rush knowing that anyone along side of the road could have seen what I was doing. At one point I took off my shirt as to not get cum all over it. I cam just as I entered a small town with a stop light and where the street went to 4 lanes....I quickly grabbed napkins and cleaned myself up just as I reached the light...quickly poped my cock into my underwear just as a tall truck pulled up next to me. He could see that my pants were unzipped and the napkins wadded up next to me on the seat.......he looked up at me and smiled...as the light turned green...I was embarassed..yet turned on at the same time. I was 24 when this happened and was very fit. Now that I am 28, I don't seem to have quite the "drive" to jerk off in the car..but it sure was fun back then.

The second one (although earlier) was when I was attending a university in NW Washington. I had a day off and went for a drive to a nature trail walk that I knew of. It was early spring, and was warm out (RARE IN NW WASHINGTON)...it was also a normal work day so there was very few people on the trail that was made up of boardwalks over a small lake/marsh area. Part of the boardwalk was covered in water from the heavy rains, so I wadded through the 6" deep water to a part of the boardwalk that was dry again...found a nice dry area (almost a dock because of the high water) thinking that no-one would wade through the water to get to this spot...i stripped down to my bikini briefs and sunbathed....which would get me horney for some reason... So...I decided to go for it...and jerked off on that boardwalk...it was such a thrill knowing that someone could wade through some water and find me jerking off...oh to be young and hung LOL...anyway.....I've done several other J/O sessions in places where I could get caught...but those two were the best ones that I can think of.

[Unregistered]

My flatmate and I were on a late night bus on our way home.The bus was not that full maybe 10 to 15 people and we sat at the back of the bus.We were both very horny and my mate took out his cock and started jerking off.I'll race you he said.Let the race begin I thought.We both pulled our cocks like there was no tomorrow.We came on the back of the seat in front of us.We had never been together sexually before that night and even though we both had girlfriends we still decided it would be fun to continue our jerking and sucking sessions.Unfortunately he was killed in a motor bike accident that same year.

[Unregistered]

My last day at a previous job I jerked off in the bosses office and came in her handbag...she was a bitch to work for.

[rebel_heart]

i jerk a lot at home when i get really horny after watching a movie with some hot guy in it. i always imagine that the guy was in my bedroom and was stripping naked before me.

i also had this experience of doing it while i was on the bus. i sat at the rear seat and there were a few people there. most of them were at the front part so i started to do it. one time, some passenger climbed up the bus and entered at the rare door and i quickly covered myself with my backpack..good thing he didn't see me and good thing he was a total hunk...

he was wearing shorts at that time and a tight shirt. the sight of him made me horney even more...he sat two seats in front of me and he sat at the side portion of the seat. i saw his strong left leg and imagined what it would be like to hold it and touch it...i came just 5 minutes after...it was a nice one. i blocked the cum spurting out with my hand so that it won't mess up my clothes or my face....

i also do it in the bathroom sometimes...

[Unregistered]

The most risky was in High School. I rubbed my cock until I came in my pants during class. I have jacked off at nearly every place I have worked. The last time I did it at work I had to close my office door so I wouldn't get caught. I have jacke off in many public restrooms as well.

[Unregistered]

At work my prostate was full and hurting and had to go to mens room, masturbated at urinal and cum loads as soon as I cum the ache went away while I was doing it there was always the chance that other workmates would come in but they didn't. If they did I would have told them I was in pain, but it was kinda horny as well

[Unregistered]

I love to jerk-off....do it often, mostly in bed or in the bathroom. I once jerked-off on the NYC subway very late one night when there was only a few sleepy people in the car. Also like to jerk-off in interstate highway rest stops imagining hot truck drivers either fucking me or me sucking them.

[SNAPCASE]

I've jerked off in changing rooms, in dept. stores, who are not supervised whatsoever, 'round where I live.

At work.

At the gym

[Rauma]

A few weeks back my guy and I were making our way up to Oxford Circus from Soho at about 3 am and we decided we couldn't wait till we got home!

We snuck behind a pillar of the London Palladium and he took me from behind and played with me at the same time!

Silly me couldn't hold myself and sprayed my juice all over a poster of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang :hump

Truly Scrumptious :D

[Max]

Hey everyone, new to the boards, well newly registered that is, been drooling..err browsing for a few months. One time when I was about sixteen, I jerked off on the swings in a park near my apartment at night, the place was deserted. When I was in college, one of the auditoriums on campus was used as a study hall/sleeping hall, I took off my coat, laid it across myself to appear as though I was trying to get some shut eye, and I jerked off underneath it. Only thing is, I forgot I was gonna have to put my coat back on afterwards... Oh how I love those teen years when you don't think past your next squirt lol.

[sicilianboi]

A couple months ago, I was doing laundry in our apartment's laundry room, and "found" a pair of undies in the dryer :). They were a pair of lycra string bikinis, size small. I took them in the back of the laundry room and jerked off in them. I ended up keeping them for myself :). I wish I would have seen whose they were. He must have been hot because there were a lot of sleeveless tanks in the dryer too.

[Unregistered]

Numerous times I have jerked off in the changing room at Macy's and other department stores, even when there is a posted warning that someone of the same sex might be monitoring you.

At Mardi Gras I wondered into a gay bar and after a few shots and seeing other guys do it, decided to pull my jeans down. The guy next to me noticed the bulge of my erection straining against the fabric of my white Hanes briefs and asked if he could free it for me and then I allowed him to jerk me off. It was a double bonus because we were at the front of the bar in front of a window that allowed me to be visible to people walking by.

[Unregistered]

Just love doing it outdoors like off the trail in the woods or behind the sand dunes at the beach. Never been caught at it, as far as I know, but the thought of someone watching me stoking it over the top of my briefs sure enhances the pleasure. I guess I'm a closet exhibitionist. Anyone get caught jacking off outdoors? What was the response....yours and his?

[JohnH]

Those of you from the L.A. area may be familiar with the upper Big Tujunga Canyon region in the mountains, which is now nearly impossible to access; but some years ago, was accessible only by a complicated series of jury-rigged stairways, ropes, and chains. But when you finally got to the bottom of the canyon, you either had it to yourself, or found yourself sharing it with a huge crowd of like-minded individuals! Kind of like Griffith Park, but no need to worry about the vice squad. Amid pools and waterfalls, you could jack off all you wanted, and even if you were "caught," you really didn't need to worry about any (legal) consequences. It was truly a haven for exhibitionists!

[JLRSFL]

I’ve always had a thing for jacking off in new places. My rule is that I have to be naked for it to count.

At the beach. I’ve seen other guys doing it and I’ve been seen a few times also.
In the bathroom when I was in high school.
While driving down the highway. I’m normally so worked up after a day at the beach I jack off while driving home.
In the back yard during the day and at night when I lived in GA.
In the woods where I grew up as a teen.
While standing on the bow of a boat while offshore fishing with friends.
While standing on the center line of a highway at 3:00 AM. Almost got caught.
While swimming in the ocean.
While standing on the edge of a lake with other people on the other side cheering me on.
At a nude pool party.
In a tree stand while deer hunting.
In a observation tower at Okefonnokee Swamp Park in GA.
On a golf course early one Saturday morning.
In the bathroom of a 747 while in flight from Atlanta to Ft. Lauderdale.
On the patio of the apartment I live in now while hurricane Frances was blowing through.
So so so many places… if you want to know more, let me know. :D

[Onan]

Everywhere

[underdog]

The one jerk off I remember as real hot was in a campground. I was in the the mens bathroom/shower. There was a gap in the door leading to the shower stall. I peeked through and saw the guy inside stroking his cock while showering. I instantly got so horny, I pulled my pants down and started to work my cock too. Luckily it wasnt a busy time at the campground, so there wern't many other people around. Afterall, here I am, standing outside a shower stall, watching a man showering, and jerking off! Someone could have walked in at any time! The more I watched him jerk off in the shower, the harder I got. His piece was sticking up straight up when he shot his load. While mine wasn't exactly pointing due north, my load shot way up the stall door! I blew a tremendous load all over that door. Looking back, it could have been a very embarrasing moment, as just as I pulled my pants up, two guys walked in to take a piss. I guess the risk is half the fun.

[johseb2]

:o :o :o :o
I can hardly believe I am writing this down but I'm afraid it's true. I'm an organist (no jokes please) and one Sunday morning during a boring sermon I was, as usual, sitting at the organ console and I got this irresistible urge to jerk off. So I did, and caught the cum in my hanky. Fortunately the console was behind a little wooden screen so no-one could see me from the neck down. But the devout worshippers were just a few feet away, as was the preacher. Just a minute or two after, there I was playing the next hymn!!!

Eternal damnation for me, I guess...... :shocked :eek: :o

[deusex]

josheb2,

if there were a prize, I think you just won it. hilarious!!!

[johseb2]

hehe thanks!

still rather red-faced here, although I told a couple of my mates about it I have never written it down anywhere. I just hope the priest himself isn't lurking around in here!!!!

[deusex]

funny enough - my ex is a priest from New Zealand and he has been on these boards. True story.

[Comtrag77]

I've been pretty "vanilla" in my life, but I have dared to take a risk every now and then.

The riskiest place I ever J/O was in the back seat of the car while both of my parents were in the front seat. It was a quick "pants wank", so i just rubbed through my jeans, but I remember thinking "I can't believe I'm doing this!"

I've also jerked off while on a nature trail one time, overlooking this valley where i was in plain view.

The strangest place I ever jerked someone ELSE off was on my parent's stairs. A neighborhood friend of mine who I messed around with was leaving and I asked him if I could pump it one last time. He pulled it out right there, with my mom and a friend of hers not 10 feet away talking!

That's about it! My fave place to jack off is the shower, though

[imshaych]

shot a big load while having cyber sex with this very hot bear!! woof!!

[chatman642003]

All over the place but the best was on a public beach. I was sitting in the sand getting really horny with all the talent around me. I pulled my knees up and pulled my cock out so no-one could see it. I had to rub it real slow so it didn't look too obvious. When I shot my load it all soaked into the sand so there was no evidence. However I couldn't get up and walk away until my boner had gone down.

[Onan]

Does this count as jerking off?
I was in a meeting today. The speaker was so careful in the way he was speaking, he was so zealous in the way he was speaking, he was so beautiful I came on the spot without touching myself. I didn't actually masturbate. I came all by myself. I cann't understand this. That speaker was really something beautiful. He really was prepared for any question. He simply was fantastically beautiful. He made me cum. Some men really have it all.

[danny108]

I was walking home from school one day, thinking about all the hot guys I got see change in front of me after our sports lesson had finished at the end of the school day and go so horny. I slipped my hand inside my trouser pocket and managed to get my fingers underneath my briefs and have a good wank of my now rock hard cock. I managed to hide all this underneath my coat so I hope nobody saw me! This lasted all the way home then I slipped behind our garden shed, pulled them down and squirted my load allover the bushes.

when you're a teenager and you get horny you just can't ignore it!!

[baker1968]

I always enjoy taking the risk and jerk my cock at work. I am a risk taker... :blowme

[snowybriefs]

...though I definitely can't beat the organist...that's fantastic...

1. Naked on top of a mountain in Mongolia
2. Doing 90 in the oustide lane of the M5 with the roof down...only lorry drivers and anyone on a coach could see in...I hope!
3. In the car wash...had to be quick before it finished its cycle

[jey]

i've done it....
one: in a public restroom.. it's one of those that only have one stall and one urinal, and in a kinda not so busy, but busy enough mall. i was actually standing in the urinal, and i couldn't take a piss, but i had the biggest hardon from my zipper thong i had on (some of you may have seen my pics.. you can't say that you won't get a hard on either wearing that!). so i jerked off quick as a bird, while someone was taking a piss in the stall, and as soon as i finished and came, someone walked in and realized both stall & urinals were taken.

two: in the changing room at my work. i was the store manager for Gary's Tux Shops (before they went bankrupt, haha those bastards!), and before you say anything, it is NOT a dream job to measure up guys and get their measurements and feel them up -- only because the ones that need tuxes are really old guys or guys bout to get married. although prom season is kinda fun, if the location of the store is right. mine was in a really mixed neighborhood, so i got interesting guys, cute, hot, not, slob, etc. anyway, on our S L O W days, like.. tuesday to thursday, i'd be bored off my ass, and would just sit in our changing room, and jack off and cum on the floor and door.. and do this to all the rooms, a total of three rooms. did that just about every day, and in reps of two. lol, sounds like a workout. now, the thing that gets me rock solid hard, is on monday, the guys return their rented tuxes from the previous weekend.. and some of them have clear cum stains on the inside of the pants, or dripping down the pant leg.. you can't say that's not hot!! i'd load my load in addition right in those pants.. so hot!

three: speaking of work, my location also happens to be inside a sears. yea! so when i'm not jerking off in OUR changing rooms, i'd shop around for some hot bikini briefs or thongs in the mens dept, and some swimwear and shorts.. take a bunch into THEIR dressing room, and jerk off like crazy.. i'd cum into a pair of undies or swimwear, wait a couple minutes, and jerk off again into the next. i'd usually cum bout 4 times before i exit.. leaving them all except one or two, that i'd wear (take off tags.. yes bad i know, but bad already i'm cumming all over the place!!) under my clothes and out back to my store.

four:i was in vegas, with family, and saw THE HOTTEST ASIAN GUYS EVER.. seriously got an instant hardon, but couldnt do much, being we were walking outside.. good thing it was dark! the minute we got in our hotel room, and everyone went to bed, i lay in my bed -- err.. that cot you call the hotel to bring up to you -- and waited for the sound of everyone sleeping.. and then proceeded to think bout those guys. they seriously, had the tightest shirts on.. i could see their 6 packs and nice pecs.. and huge arms.. and their pants weren't exactly loose either, definitely defining an outline of a cut cock in some of the guys, some cock up, some cock down, some cock sideways! and a huge bulge in the other guys. there were bout 6-8 guys all in a group -- SO FUCKING HOT. as soon as i imagined them all gang raping me in their hotel room, i jerked so quick, and i came as soon as one of my cousins woke to use the bathroom. omg as soon as he left, i jerked again, and came as soon as my cousin came back! hotness i gotta tell ya!

[pumpedup]

I've done that! Not in anger, though. Purses are meant to be jerked off into. They're soft, and boinkable. The power of the purse is strong. They're a woman's best friend, constant companion. Don't leave me alone with a leather one! I'll cream it! I don't care if she has a million bucks in there. I'm not in it for the money. :)

[Captain Jock]

Why haven't I noticed this thread before - surely there must be more stories out there that deserve an airing? I've always been up for a good jack off session when the opportunity presents itself. This is a great site and I rarely get to log out without having released the tension, so to speak.

The most risky place I've ever jacked off was on a rather busy train a few years ago. I'd noticed this guy who got on at the same station and who sat in the pair of seats on the opposite side of the train. He'd obviously caught me giving him the once over and moved over to sit beside me. We began to chat and it emerged he was off to a football match. Fortunately there were no seats behind us (we were at the back of a carriage) He began to squeeze my dick through my trousers and before long he'd got my cock out and was giving it a good wank. I also had my hand down his tracksuit bottoms pumping his. Neither of us actually came but it was a great experience and there was always the risk that we'd be caught.

Where else? In the car on the motorway, in the showers at the sports centre after a swim, on a country walk, in the cinema (not porn) with my then partner - the occasions have been many. I've always made the most of any opportunity to jack off, simply because it is a natural thing to do. If the opportunity presents itself, why not - and the risk of being seen gives it an added buzz. And if another guy were to happen along then I'd be more than happy to give him a hand.

[dayne]

in the executive offices of a major hotel chain-behind the counter of an ice cream shop between customers-on the carpet in the middle of a new leather shop to christen it-trying on cockrings at the counter of a leather shop in Tucson while customers walked in and out-behind a divider at an erotic art show where only the nude model could see me and watch him try not to get hard.

[Steveh9]

At the gay section of a nude beach with about four other guys, outdoors with all those lovely guys around me, I couldn't help but join in with them, It was so good

[dik1074]

driving on the freeway.

[ppaotw04]

ehm ehm .... in a sauna room, in a jacuzzi letting the water jet rub my cock, trekking in mountain several times ... what else ? I think the rest is "ordinary" ...

[fascinatedbyit]

i'm sat in my office, there is building work going on all around me and I have my meat out playing! (all this reading got me going). I am being watched by a guy in a crane on the building site opposite who has a direct view into my office here. he is obviously enjoying the experience as much as me because he is staring straight in at me and not moving one bit. I'm sure he would get his cock out too if he could, although i wouldn't be able to see it as he is much higher than me!
This is incredibly horny coz im jackin off as well as typing and as I look toward him i can see he is staring right at my hard cock. Wish he cud climb down from that crane and come along here for some afternoon fun!!
WHAT A HORNY DIRTY EXPERIENCE THIS IS... I'M HAVIN A GREAT TIME!

[bostonspdo]

The most unusual place I've every jerked off is Boston Public Garden, a very busy park, in the middle of the day. I was picked up by this hot guy and we had no place to go. We were both really horny and wanted to get it on. We walked to the nearby Public Garden. It was full of people walking around and sunbathing. We went to the middle of a grassy area and sat down on the ground next to each other with our legs crossed. He got a large street map out of his backpack, unfolded it, and laid it across both of our laps. While we pretended to be studying the map, we got our cocks out and jerked each other off under the map. Meanwhile there was a steady stream of people walking by less than thirty feet away.

[fliegles]

Just curious...

Where's the most interesting or riskiest place you've jerked off? At Work? On a bus? At the dinner table with your family present?

I went through puberty early. :rolleyes: By the time I was eleven, I had a full bush and by February of my sixth grade year, I could cum. This was back in the mid 1950's and we wore baggy trousers and left our shirt-tails out. So, one day, I slipped my hand into my pocket and whacked off to ejaculation during a history exam. :shocked Mr. X, the teacher, looked at me a couple of times, but he never said a word. :cool:
This is the absolute truth, I am not making it up and I hope that it does not violate any laws of decency. No one else was involved, just me and my wicked left hand!!! :D

[dayne]

Forgot the riskiest place-At a restaurant at a gay hotel while I was having breakfast. You should have seen the waiter's eye's when he leaned over to serve me waffles! He didn't come back. Later found out it really upset him and he left and went home! Sorry I upset the kid. Didn't tell him his boss had done me the night before on the rooftop patio the night before.

An interesting one I forgot. I was at an all male swimming party/orgy. Two young queens brought their favorite fag hag out to the pool. (It wasn't the type of party a straight or other woman was welcome at.) Everyone by the pool rushed to put something on except me. I figured what the heck. On the other side of the pool, she started complaining about not seeing anything or hearing any moans of pleasure. I smiled at a friend who started jacking me off while she watched. By the time I started shooting in the pool my friend and two other clothed guys were all over me. She had heard some sounds and they weren't all mine. She just stood there with her mouth open, looking shocked. Then she looked at her friends, turned around, and walked out. As a reward I went down on my friend and the two guys who helped get me off. :blowme

[beefcake0650]

i used to work at mcdonalds

while working 3rd shift one night i went out to the play area with a co-worker and we talked about bi-curious and gay sex. (neither one of us had ever done anything like that) well one thing led to another and my friend (who will remain nameless) had a raging hard-on and when i noticed it my mouth fell to the ground. i had never seen a cock the size of his. well he pulled mine out and started to give me head. after i came in his mouth after about 20 min, i returned the favor.

later on that night we returned and had sex in the ball pit and the slide and every other place in the play area.

another one happend at mcdonalds too.

the same friend and i were doing delivery and we were unloading the truck. both of us had our work shirts off and he looked amazing!!!!!!! (very muscular)
once we had unloaded everything and stocked everything but the freezer we decided to go in there and finish our stocking in there. we got in there and his cock was tenting his pants and it made me instanlty hard. we have each other blowjobs and ended up fucking against the stacks of french fries.


another one is with my and one of my relatives. i was about 11 yrs old and had just started to notice what a boner was. he began to explain to me about masturbation and how to do it. well he showed me and i ended up sucking his cock in the process. after that he began to give me a hand job and then i came all over his leg.

my last one is at mcdonalds again.

i was working the front counter and we were very slow at this time when a very hot looking man came in. he ordered and he went and sat down. after his coffee was done i took out to him and he politley thanked me. i said your welcome and started to turn away, when he grabbed my hand and placed it on his rock hard cock. (it had to be at least 12" long) he said i want to show you something and give you something for being such a nice, sweet, hot young man. we walked to the bathroom together and went into the stall. he then ripped my pants down and began to suck my cock. i came in like a min and then i repaid the favor and sucked him off and swallowed all his thick cum. after that i had me lean over and against the baby changing table and i fucked him hard. he came back by a couple of times and we had some more fun. once was through drive thru but thats a different story.

[whtbfs]

Being of the older set, there are damn few places I haven't shot a load but the most memorable was in a restaurant.

My friend and I closed a suburban Chicago bar (straight) one morning about 4 am and went to breakfast with the cocktail waitresses, their husbands and the solo entertainer. We all sat in a booth very close together. There wasn't room for anyone to get both hands on the table. Before long my buddy was unbuttoning my Levis and pulling out my cock. When I reached for his zipper, I found that he already had his hard cock out of his fly. I thought he was going to seriously hurt me getting my boner out of my pants but he managed to do it and I managed to look as if nothing was happening.

We sat there stroking each other under the table without showing any signs of what we were doing.

I don't remember if we both came at the same time but if not it was very close. We both left fresh cream in our napkins but neither of us made any attempt to hide the residual wet spots on our pants when we left.

It was hot then and still makes me hard thinking about it today. :D

[BigPete]

I think lots of guys jerk off in public places.
I once found a nice creamy load, on the floor in a changing cabin at the swimming pool. It made so horny I added my load to the one on the floor ... for somebody else to find.

[superdoc]

At a university pool shower room after getting out of the pool. I was down to my wet briefs and got really hard and pumped away with the shower water striking my crotch. Fortunately, no one was in the shower. I don't know what I would have done if someone had suddenly entered to shower. :bath :bath :bath

[jmark]

It was my junor year and one day after PE (we had been playin basket ball pretty hard) we headed off to the lockerroom/showers. For some reason I just had popped one big boner and it hurt like hell, you know, the really hard kind! That had never happed before... It was fairly well concealed in my jock, but that had to come off before I hit the showers and thought my buddies would give me a hard time about it, but not so. They thought it was kool that I had a had one and even told the coach... Thank God he went into his office! So after I stripped off my jock I headed off to the showers with my pole leading the way. And, got popped in the ass with a towel by someone... That boner just stayed harder than even and everyone saw it. At first I was kinda embarraced but once I got under the shower I thought what the hell and just beat my meat good! Most of the other guys just gave me my space and when I shot my load they all cheered and clapped for me. Kinda loud, but all my buddies never gave me any issues about it. Boy, it felt good to just pop my load right there in the shower... no one ever said anything about it.

[AndrewDelong]

I live in Georgia, but am from Oklahoma, so I drive home once or twice a year. This drive is almost 17 hours, which means I have to stop along the way. Sometimes, I like to stop after dark and park in a parking lot (hotel, mall, whatever is available) and beat off in my car. I usually cum in my underwear and drive the rest of the way in my sticky undies. This is about as risky as I've gotten, but I also used to beat off in front of my apartment windows, which overlook a very busy, very public park.

[The Bondsman]

I also beat off in front of my apartment windows, which overlook a very busy, very public park.
And you STILL haven't told me the address of that public park!
I could sell seats!

[fliegles]

I live in Georgia, but am from Oklahoma, so I drive home once or twice a year. This drive is almost 17 hours, which means I have to stop along the way. Sometimes, I like to stop after dark and park in a parking lot (hotel, mall, whatever is available) and beat off in my car. I usually cum in my underwear and drive the rest of the way in my sticky undies. This is about as risky as I've gotten, but I also used to beat off in front of my apartment windows, which overlook a very busy, very public park.
Holy F*** :shocked you really are a wild boy! Let's hear it for Oklahoma!! Oh and Andy, where did you say that park was??? ;)

[joxbear69]

I have jacked off in the steam room of a gym; at work (in the bathroom); I like to jerk off in my friends' houses--even if it is just in the bathroom; and out in the middle of my property amongst the trees and nature.

[thgngstrwarer]

I've jerked off in many places... cars, parks, restrooms, restaurants, planes, hotel lobbies, showers, dept stores etc... I have a McDonalds experience as well but that is another story and it happened quite a few yrs ago. One that comes to mind I recently experienced is....it was a hott humid evening (around 11pm) and I was driving home from work. My cock was very huge as I would play with it on the drive home. I only have one stop light and a 30 minute drive home. So that gives me some time to play with it and enjoy stroking it but not letting it shoot a load. I would then let it relax for a couple minutes and then back at it. I was sweating so much that I took my shirt of and carressed my 6 pack abs. I continued carressing my body working my way down my chest to my cock. I would stroke it with my pants and underwear on, then sticking my hand down my pants and yank it making it even bigger. My cock got so huge n hard I had to unzip my pants and pull my underwear down below my knees. I was stroking my cock as I was driving. I wasn't driving very good as I was all over the road. But I didn't care. I knew I was almost home. I eventually was able to take off my shoes and pull my pants and underwear off. I now realized from all the excitement that I was naked, letting the hott warm wind from driving the car with the windows down and music blaring loud my huge bulging rod was blowing in the wind like a huge bird....lol! Well I was now home and pulled into an alley where my driveway n garage is located. The challenge was to get out of the car, run over to the garage open the door, run back to the vehicle, get in it and drive the car into the garage being naked and having a bulging prick. The car is only abt 10 feet from the garage but there are apartments abt 30ty yards behind my automobile. Anyways I was successful but I was so f--king horny that when I got out of the car in the garage I had to stroke my cock (the garage door was still open). I would do that for a little while. I worked my way to the backporch as my cooler was covering my raging cock. I put my key into the door and opened it slightly. I decided I couldn't take it anymore so I just started j/o vigoursly right on my backporch. I was really going at it and making noises as well. I finally worked my way to the outdoor picnic table and laid down and went for one last round really stroking my cock hard n fast. I shot my load all over my chest and on the picnic table. I was so excited and horny. Right after that a neighbor must of called the cops cuz I saw some flashes and made a sprint to the backdoor and let myself in. The cop went slowly down the alley but never did stop. U talk about a heart pounding feverishly. OMG I loved it and I do it now once a month in the summer months. Haven't been caught yet but it has only been 6x. I just know that it is a rush, and it might be worth it getting caught but so far so good lol!

[bike#10]

I have jerked off at my desk,
I have jerked off at the Esk.

I have whacked it on a broom,
I have whacked it in my room.

I have banged it on a chair,
I have squirted in my hair.

I find I just don't give a damn,
I like to spank it, Sam I Am.

#10

[SweatyAussie]

It was my junor year and one day after PE (we had been playin basket ball pretty hard) we headed off to the lockerroom/showers. For some reason I just had popped one big boner and it hurt like hell, you know, the really hard kind! That had never happed before... It was fairly well concealed in my jock, but that had to come off before I hit the showers and thought my buddies would give me a hard time about it, but not so. They thought it was kool that I had a had one and even told the coach... Thank God he went into his office! So after I stripped off my jock I headed off to the showers with my pole leading the way. And, got popped in the ass with a towel by someone... That boner just stayed harder than even and everyone saw it. At first I was kinda embarraced but once I got under the shower I thought what the hell and just beat my meat good! Most of the other guys just gave me my space and when I shot my load they all cheered and clapped for me. Kinda loud, but all my buddies never gave me any issues about it. Boy, it felt good to just pop my load right there in the shower... no one ever said anything about it.
Amazing how effective a towel flicked by an experienced hand can be.

[SweatyAussie]

I have jerked off at my desk,
I have jerked off at the Esk......


#10
I believe I know where the inspiration for the above came from:

"The Winker's Song (misprint)" by Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars:

My mother said that I never should
Play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understand
And that’s why I fell in love with my right hand
And that's why:

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
And I'm always pulling my pud.

I was 25 years old before I was kissed
Then I found that I preferred a swift-one of the wrist
It's cheap and convenient
You can’t catch VD
It's available at any time
And it's absolutely free
And that's why:

Oh Mrs. Hand and your five lovely daughters
Thauk you for having me and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms and my donkey's growing shorter
My knees have turned to water and I think I’m going blind
I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain
I’ve wanked in an omnibus, I've even wanked in a train
I’ve used a badger and a melon and a cat
An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crocket hat
And that's why:

[The Bondsman]

You had me until I got to the bit about the badger and the cat! :eek: :eek: :eek:
To be sung to the accompaniment of a poorly tuned banjo no doubt?

[the_hunger]

My first year in college I lived in a apartment with three other guys they were all very ugly, but at the time i was new so one late night it was hot we didn't have air i went outside on our porch. It was all very nice cool sitting there in my boxer briefs soaked with sweat. One of my roommates was sleeping on the couch which made it all very exciting so i started to play with my self not after long i had big hardon. I pulled them off and stood facing the entrance of the apartments complex stroking my cock pinching my nipples. It was hot. I heard someone driving up i didn't care i didn't stop then i realized that it was a cop car. i was hoping that he didn't see me then he slowed down and i jumped inside with my heart pounding!
I also was a lifeguard for about 8 years and there wasn't always a lot of hot guys swimming but when there was i made sure i tried to follow them in the shower.
Otherwise I have also done it driving, at work, shopping, outside, ive been wanting to do it at my laundry room.... soon! High school shower after practice it was like a dream for me. i was just me and i was imagining all the guys surrounding me. YEAH!

[SweatyAussie]

I can't say I've wanked in a public place but I once had a guy fuck me on the (public) stairwell in his apartment block - in broad daylight. I still can't believe I did that.

[cox4us]

On the beach in Tamarindo, Costa Rica
On the landing of a block of flats/apartments - with a guy who was into sex in risky places
Every hotel I've stayed in since I was 14
Various parks and the Heath in London - with or without help!
Woods when I was in my teens
On buses, trains and planes
Rest rooms/cottages - usually with help!!
Many times in gay saunas/gyms
In the sauna on cruise ships when anyone could walk in
In my office when at work.
Under the stall wall in toilets at work with a colleague in the next stall
On my balcony at home
In a garage
Behind the counter at an ice cream parlour before it opened
In cinemas - the old news reel type - which unfortunately no longer exist

[watersportpete]

In the car is the horniest, especially when other big vehicles are passing and I don't hide what I'm doing. It takes a gulp or two to overtake a bus load of tourists - I've done that once or twice too!

My man and I did it together on internet camera when he was away on business and I was at home. That was great fun.

My man and I have a long-haul flight planned for end February from Frankfurt and plan to jack off and have sex under the blanket in our seats as we fly. We'll be the last to disembark at the other end we will be so tired. (And the flight blanket will never fold up again!!!)

[trunkbrief]

Driving down the interstate at 65 mph in broad daylight and didnt care who seen me , and in my van at the market that I sat up at hoping no one catch me. ;)

[The Bondsman]

All I can say is I hope I'm never riding a bike or crossing the road when you guys are "cumming" along! :eek:
It's supposed to be "load-spill", ....NOT "road-kill"!!! :eek:

[cntrybumpkin40]

in a car to me was the hottest place i have jerked off,,,driving down the road hard cock in hand stroking it ,,,glancing down to admire myself feeling a urge to stroke faster and with the faster stroking the faster the car moves ,,dunno seems cock and right foot go hand in hand while wanking and driving,,

gas station garage
standing on a boat in the middle of a lake

[klarissa]

I was on a flight from London to China last night. After they turned the lights off for the passengers to sleep, the guy next to me went to sleep facing away from me. I was really horny so I decided to strip totally naked under my blanket and started stroking myself. One passenger got up and started chatting in semi-darkness to the passenger in front of me standing up and this brought out my naughty side and I decided to jerk off with the blanket only half-covering my cock. It was risky but wow...

[AZTanDan]

It was on a flight to Guam. It was a late night flight, almost everyone was asleep, and a gay couple in the center section of the plane were taking turns "pleasuring" each other. :blowme I couldn't resist and took care of my personal business. We hooked up later that trip... It was a fun time for all! :hump

[playguy2008]

A more interesting question for me would be, "Where have you NOT masturbated?" LOL

Although I thoroughly enjoy playing around in public restrooms and fitting rooms in department stores, perhaps the most interesting experience I had was when I was studying abroad in Spain.

I was around 18 or 19 at the time of the occurrence. I am almost forty now so this was extremely unusual and exciting for me.

I always used public transportation (when I did not walk) to make my way to the university. I will NEVER forget the memorable encounter that I had with a very sexy guy on a very crowded bus.

The bus was packed, in fact, I remember heat ,which combined with my sexual encounter, almost made me pass out. This guy (mid-late 20s) was facing me. We were literally pressed up against each other. He looked me in the eyes and put his hand and then arm down the front of my pants. He cupped my balls and then began to play with my erect penis. The bus ride ws long, but that day, I didn't care. I was enjoying myself on a public bus with an incredibly sexy dark haired, dark eyes, and tall Spanish guy. Needless to say, I came within minutes nd I will never forget what this guy did. He withdrew his cum-covered hand and licked it and then placed his right index finger in my mouth allowing me to taste my own cum.

Looking back, I am amazed that no one noticed, but it was early in the morning....and the Spanish (at least when I lived and studied there) enjoyed partying until the the wee wee hours of the morning. Perhaps that helped conceal my sexual encounter---dulled senses.

Unfortunately, as quickly as all this occurred, it ended. The crowds began to disperse, and the guy exited the bus. After that experience, I vowed to never miss my morning class on phonetics and to always take the same bus at the same time. Sadly, I never encountered the guys again. However, that experience piqued my interest to explore and develop my homosexuality in Spain.

Hope you liked my story.

Cheers!

[Aussie_swim]

Locker rooms after swimming do it for me. I've often wanked in the communal showers after a long session in the pool. Sometimes I wank in my speedos but mostly naked in the communal showers. The risk of another guy walking in adds to the excitement.

The other risking one I've done is to wank into the hand basin in the locker room - stark naked and reasonably out in the open. It would be a hard one to explain if I got caught and very obvious as to what I was doing :D

[n2trunks]

Six years ago, I was headed from Heathrow to visit some friends who live near Torquay in a Ford Fiesta rental car. About 45 minutes into the trip, I got really horny and decided to stroke it while driving. Visiting from the US, my normal shift hand was free because of the right hand drive car in the UK. There was not a lot of traffic on the road, so, I didn't have to worry about being seen.

I suppose that is just one more reason why not to buy a former daily rental car as your "new" car.

:)

[lycrathong]

I guess the most interesting was being masturbated by my boyfriend whilst sitting side-by-side on a train, with a newspaper spread over our laps.

[BeachbumRC]

When I was in my teens
1. At school in locker room
2. At church
3. In the changing room at the public pool
4. In the public pool with a friend
5. In the car with the parents in the front seat
6. In the woods with a friend.
In my 20's till today
1. At work
2. In the car while driving alone
3. In the car while driving with x bf
4. At the movies with x bf
5. In the stairs of apartment building with x bf
6. In the garage
7. In hotels
8. At the hospital while visiting a friend
9. In a couple bars
10. At the beach
11. IN the laundry room of apartment building
12. At a rest stop

[beetleboy]

i think it might be quicker for me to list places where i HAVE NOT "pulled one off" lol. as most experemental guys have done its the usual places like park, in cars and trains, planes but one of the best was in a lift with an ex.....it's the unexpected thought of how much time you have and if anyone else will stop the lift before you get to your floor...and catch you with a hard cock in your hand....explain that to the 80yo lady with shopping bags that when you leave the lift to mind the wet floor!...good lord why am i not that daring now is it because i am older or is it the fact that i am boring and think that pulling one off in a lift is just too risky?. youth is wasted on the young and so is cum lol. :blowme

[Baldballs69]

While sunny in my back yard. Had on a little thong and noticed a neighbor was watching me through her upstairs window. This got me so turned on the head of my cock was poking out the top of my thong. I then took my cock out and jacked off as she watched. What a blast.
Another time I finished jet sking and was changing in parking lot behind my truck. Was so turned on standing ther naked as others walked in front of truck just started jacking.

[manfluff]

Riskiest place I've ever wanked was in the steam room at the gym. There were about four or five other men in the same room. The steam was so thick that you could hardly see anything. Anyway, I could tell that one guy was jacking off because of the sounds that was coming out of his direction. It made me so hard that I started touch myself too. I don't know what was going through my mind at that point, but I could easily be caught by the other men. I shot a load onto my sweaty body, which concealed the cum, but my head was also banging against the wall because I was so horny and my orgasm was so intense.