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The Bondsman
12-17-2008, 11:48 PM
Now here's an amazing little series of books aimed at children, ...I think!
However as a true white Y-fronts lover, I certainly enjoy any literature where the hero wears white fly-fronts and basks in the wonderful name of "CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS"!!!
Not sure how many books are in the series, but I now have a new super hero who wears REAL underpants, ...not like those other sissies who wear little fly-less bikini briefs over their tights!
Here at last is a bloke who knows REAL men's underpants when he sees 'em!
A cape and his man-sized tighty-whiteys, (no tights either),...and he's off to save the world.....!
(And is it just me, ...or does his head look remarkably like a beautifully circumcised glans ???) ;) ;) ;)

SweatyAussie
12-18-2008, 06:24 AM
I believe this is a rather loose use of the term "bloke". :D :D

And no matter what you think of the flyless briefs, you have to acknowledge the contribution of Batman, Superman and their contemporaries for giving whole generations of boys (myself included) the subliminal message that Underwear Is Sexy!

The Bondsman
12-18-2008, 05:50 PM
I believe this is a rather loose use of the term "bloke". :D :D
I refuse, .....simply refuse now to use and propagate the invasive American viral "guys" that seems to have taken over our perfectly good Aussie expressions. :mad: :mad: :mad:
Pedantic I know, ...but someone has to make a stand!

versexx
12-18-2008, 10:45 PM
I refuse, .....simply refuse now to use and propagate the invasive American viral "guys"


Hmm.... not quite what your bi-line reads... and I quote

Regards from THE BONDSMAN
...fully "briefed", ....and pretty "fly" for a "white" guy....!

The Bondsman
12-18-2008, 11:42 PM
Hmm.... not quite what your bi-line reads... and I quote
Touche, and ouch! ...sadly I was paraphrasing a line from a "briefly" popular song out here in an effort to harness the pop-culture reference to "flys" and "white", ...and wrote that before my adoption of this stance.
You will note that I have now corrected this abomination .......I thank you for drawing my attention to this oversight.

deusex
12-19-2008, 08:30 AM
Bondsman,

Now you can appreciate my life....I can't get away with anything. 24/7 of that watchful eye.

(love you versxx!)

SweatyAussie
12-19-2008, 09:40 AM
Hmm.... not quite what your bi-line reads... and I quote
Inasmuch as Bondsman has declared several times that he has both feet firmly planted in the gay camp, I imagine he may object to you referring to his (sic) "bi-line". :D

The Bondsman
12-19-2008, 08:45 PM
I imagine he may object to you referring to his (sic) "bi-line". :D
No not at all.
I find it best not to waste precious time or energy worrying over that which does not exist.
I have always assumed that a "bi-line" was the last excuse a man trys on his wife before he leaves her for another man? No? :rolleyes: :D