I lost a bet!

[degraded]

Among the things I have to do is go streaking.

I'm thinking I'll strip down to my tighty whities and get "too embarrased" to strip naked, have "second thoughts" before finally taking them off, so the person I lost the bet to gets a good show.

I'm thinking white Fruit of the Looms.

:cool:

[deadgoodundiesdotcom]

Go for it and strip naked.

I've lost count of the times when I used to work in a bar and we would play spoof and the loser (normally me) would have to strip naked and run up the road, over the bridge, touch the church wall and run back again
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=l&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=the+cornhouse&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=11.540145,27.553711&ie=UTF8&near=shrewsbury&split=1&ll=52.707322,-2.749243&spn=0.005772,0.013454&t=h&z=16

So it was a fair way to run naked (from point A on google maps, over the river to just where the road forks and then back again)

[hangright]

now,that would have been some sight

[The Bondsman]

we would play spoof and the loser (normally me) would have to strip naked and run up the road, over the bridge, touch the church wall and run back again
Oh I just know I'm probably going to regret asking this, ....but what the hell is "spoof"?
The reason I'm hesitant to enquire is that here in Oz a while back the word "spoof" was synonymous with cum, spunk, population paste, .....sperm, ejaculate!
Now if you were playing those "see-who-can-cum-first" games with your bar mates, I want to see the CCTV footage of your establishment NOW! ;)

[deadgoodundiesdotcom]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoof_(game)

[The Bondsman]

Your link seems to have been deleted? ...try this one.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search/Spoof_(game
And then yo have to click on spoof the game for some stupid reason, you can't link direct.

But anyway, ...it sounds dead boring actually, .....a bit like the scissors, paper, stone thing that adds new meaning to dullness, but I suppose you str8 boys will play anything in a bar after a few "bevvies" eh?
I knew there was some reason I don't frequent str8 bars......
Must say I'd FAR prefer to watch the version I suggested! ;) :D :D :D

[deadgoodundiesdotcom]

Must say I'd FAR prefer to watch the version I suggested! ;) :D :D :D

LOL yes im sure you would
I won't go into what the game wank the biscuit (also known as soggy biscuit) is then (popular im told with public schoolboys)

By the way one thing i've never understood is why private schools in the UK are called public schools!!!

[The Bondsman]

LOL yes im sure you would
I won't go into what the game wank the biscuit (also known as soggy biscuit) is then (popular im told with public schoolboys)
Yes, I actually DO know what this "game" involves. I think the attraction is getting to watch the necessary previous preparatory action. Of course you don't want to "lose", ....although reading some of the posts here I think there just might be a few who would deliberately "delay".
By the way one thing i've never understood is why private schools in the UK are called public schools!!!
Me too dgudc! Here in Oz, and remember we were settled by the Brits and modelled just about all our institutions on theirs, (before we were invaded by the Macca's Kulcha :mad:)....our "public" schools are just that, government run for the public. Our "private" schools tend to be religious based and charge, (like the proverbial wounded bull) for the so-called privilege of being religiously indoctrinated along with educated.
Still, if you eliminated public schools in England, where would all those later politicians learn all those weird sexual kinks?

[degraded]

I went thru with it!

It isn't too exciting of a story. It happened 2 days ago at about 1am in the morning--after some adult beverages for extra courage.

Ran nude, but I did wear white FTL's that day, and while undressing I was told "oh, you don't wear boxers".

[Tall Jack]

By the way one thing i've never understood is why private schools in the UK are called public schools!!!

The reason why UK independent/private schools are called "Public Schools" is historic. Centuries ago the nobility hired private tutors for their sons - those who could not afford private tutors got together to form schools, sharing the cost but opening the schools to the public (at any rate those who could afford their share of the cost - the fees). So in contrast to the private tutors, these were public schools - and the name stuck even after the expansion of universal, state-funded education in the 19th century.

[The Bondsman]

The reason why UK independent/private schools are called "Public Schools" is historic....etc.
Who said this board wasn't educational? Tanks Tall Jack for that most erudite of explanations.
Now if you could just explain english cooking.......:confused:

[deadgoodundiesdotcom]

Now if you could just explain english cooking.......:confused:

What needs to be explained?? how can anything beat

1. Toad in the Hole
2. Roast beed sunday lunch
3. Spotted dick & custard
4. Bangers & Mash
5. Black Pudding
6. Beans on Toast (and I recommend Branston Big baked beans over heinz just for the hilarity of the after effects)

[onanedger]

Thank you sir !! I was wondering for almost the half of my life about that British schools' peculiarity.

[deep in texas]

I have a can of Spotted Dick pudding in my office. Thought it was appropriate.

[The Bondsman]

"Spotted Dick"???:eek:
Isn't that the symptoms of some very nasty "social" disease?
As I said, .....inexplicable!
How can you say the Brits have no sense of humour, .....witness their cooking!
If only Frenchmen LaPerouse had been a few days earlier getting here to OZ back in the 18th century, we would now be enjoying French cooking, French architecture, ....French champagne etc.
Instead Pommie Capt. Cook got here first, planted the Union Jack and the British pattern was set.
Stoge, ...and more stoge!
Took us two centuries to realise there was actually another way of cooking apart from just boiling the beejeesus out of everything......

[BONNIE2006]

i dont have problem with getting naked out doors cus most of time i go out to get naked i not one of them nudest people but often go to gay zones at night and end up naked like crusing i think thay call it.i dont mind if people see what i was given i not shy that way.being naked with a slight breeze is quiet a turn on for me :p

[deadgoodundiesdotcom]

we would now be enjoying
French cooking
Horsemeat
French architecture
Ok got me on that one

French champagne
Fizzy wine.

Instead Pommie Capt. Cook got here first, planted the Union Jack and the British pattern was set.
I think you will find sir that it was the Union Flag (prime example of when Wikipedia is wrong)

But then look at what Britain gave the Aussies............. Freedom for a start (bunch of bloody criminals - only joking :D)

[pnhmrk]

Horsemeat

Have you ever actually eaten horse flesh? I've only ever tried it once, in France, it was one of the nicest meats I've ever had. The next time I see it on a menu I will definitely be eating it :)

[deadgoodundiesdotcom]

No never eaten horse but often eaten snails and frogs legs in the past (used to serve them in a restaurant I managed).
Im not squeamish about food so if it's there i'll give it a go.
In the past i've eaten sheeps brains (and eyeballs) and bulls testicles and if I have the chance at some point I wouldn't pass on horse (it's meant to be a bit sweeter but less fatty than beef from what I hear).

[hangright]

Who said this board wasn't educational? Tanks Tall Jack for that most erudite of explanations.
Now if you could just explain english cooking.......:confused:

how about some scottish cooking,
1.tripe...sheeps stomach lining
2.powsowdie....sheeps head broth
3.crappit heids...stuffed fish heads
4.gruel....wattery porridge
5.cock-a-leekie
6.bawd bree....hare soup
7.cullen skink
8.fish custard
9.sheeps head brawn
10.krappin....fish livers stuffed

I got these out of my late grannys cook book which i still use and cook with.though i replaced the stove with electric hi-back cooker.

[deadgoodundiesdotcom]

Mmmmmm Cullen skink - now that is nice.
Another good Scottish one is Arbroath Smokies but not just the fish on it's own.
Flaked into a ramekin cooked with cream and melted cheese on the top.

Ok so how did we get this thread to change from dares to culinary delights :D