Nude bike ride

[Thonglover88]

Hey guys,
just a bit of advice if you don’t mind.
There is a nude bike ride here in Melbourne this weekend and I was wondering what to wear, yes I know that sounds a bit silly, and although I’ve been on a nude beach a few times, I’ve never been nude on the streets for 4 hours in a major city.
So the question is….would you just bite the bullet and go completely nude, wear a thong, wear a g string, wear something see through, should I wear a cockring?
Im in reasonable shape, exercise 3 times a week at CrossFit and have an all over tan.
Interested what you would do?

 

[spartaman]

Hey guys,
just a bit of advice if yor don’t mind.
There is a nude bike ride here in Melbourne this weekend and I was wondering what to wear, yes I know that sounds a bit silly, and although I’ve been on a nude beach a few times, I’ve never been nude on the streets for 4 hours in a major city.
So the question is….would you just bite the bullet and go completely nude, wear a thong, wear a g string, wear something see through, should I wear a cockring?
Im in reasonable shape, exercise 3 times a week at CrossFit and have an all over tan.
Interested what you would do?

Go nude

 

[Nudenarizona]

You will get more attention both positive and negative by wearing something, if you want to blend in Go Naked!

 

[shaved]

You're be wearing a Helmut obviously, I recommend lots of sunscreen too. Hope your saddle is padded

 

[jimboylan]

Helmet and whatever footwear goes with your bike's pedals.
Sunscreen.
Possibly a belt for attaching things like keys, water container, phone, card case, wallet, etc. that you want with you instead of fastened to your bike. A fanny pack or backpack could also be used, and could hold clothing for after the Ride.
Ring or strap if you like it or think it increases comfort.
In Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the Dress Code is "As Bare As You Dare".

 

[jimboylan]

There will be thousands of other riders, so you will be lost in the crowd, unless you call attention to yourself by wearing clothing!
Body paint is featured at some Rides, but it may direct attention to you.

 

[dk315]

Hey guys,
just a bit of advice if yor don’t mind.
There is a nude bike ride here in Melbourne this weekend and I was wondering what to wear, yes I know that sounds a bit silly, and although I’ve been on a nude beach a few times, I’ve never been nude on the streets for 4 hours in a major city.
So the question is….would you just bite the bullet and go completely nude, wear a thong, wear a g string, wear something see through, should I wear a cockring?
Im in reasonable shape, exercise 3 times a week at CrossFit and have an all over tan.
Interested what you would do?

Sounds exciting.. But practical advice would be wear a small backpack for carrying stuff.. keys/phone/ hat/ sunscreen /shorts etc. I'm assuming it's only a short distance ride... more about the "display" enjoyment factor. I wear cock rings under my lycra on shorter bike rides all the time to enhance my bulge factor... so yes.. I would wear a cock-ring on this ride too.

 

[Thonglover88]

You're be wearing a Helmut obviously, I recommend lots of sunscreen too. Hope your saddle is padded

Hmmm that’s a thought, maybe I can get a seat cover

 

[Thonglover88]

Ok bugger it! I’m going to go the full monty! I’ll take a g-string as they recommend some cover up if there are problems, I’m going to wear my cockring too!
so just a helmet and runners, should be fun.
I’ll try and get some pictures to share.

 

[Thongsurfer]

Hey guys,
just a bit of advice if you don’t mind.
There is a nude bike ride here in Melbourne this weekend and I was wondering what to wear, yes I know that sounds a bit silly, and although I’ve been on a nude beach a few times, I’ve never been nude on the streets for 4 hours in a major city.
So the question is….would you just bite the bullet and go completely nude, wear a thong, wear a g string, wear something see through, should I wear a cockring?
Im in reasonable shape, exercise 3 times a week at CrossFit and have an all over tan.
Interested what you would do?

I have always loved the idea of these rides, but have yet to participate. My understanding from looking at pictures is that there is a cultural norm and a theme which would be wise to use as guidance. I have seen very few who go completely nude, lots who wear only a thong, and often the clothing is accompanied by body paint. The idea seems to be exposing yourself to attract attention to the cause of fossil fuel elimination.
I would think that you should downplay the exhibitionism and play up the body paint. I would try to blend in and avoid any suggestion of erotic or sexual intention. Jmho

 

[Thonglover88]

I have always loved the idea of these rides, but have yet to participate. My understanding from looking at pictures is that there is a cultural norm and a theme which would be wise to use as guidance. I have seen very few who go completely nude, lots who wear only a thong, and often the clothing is accompanied by body paint. The idea seems to be exposing yourself to attract attention to the cause of fossil fuel elimination.
I would think that you should downplay the exhibitionism and play up the body paint. I would try to blend in and avoid any suggestion of erotic or sexual intention. Jmho

Which is why I asked, good answer thanks

 

[dk315]

Hmmm that’s a thought, maybe I can get a seat cover

Another good tip.. these are cheap enough to find at places like BigW ..Kmart

 

[collegeboi789]

I would absolutely go nude

 

[Thonglover88]

I did it! I’d never have thought I’d have to guts to cycle around Melbourne naked!

 

[Eufor69]

I did it! I’d never have thought I’d have to guts to cycle around Melbourne naked!

Congratulations!

 

[Thongsurfer]

That’s incredible. Please tell share more details. What did it feel like. Did you bring just in case clothes. How was the vibe….

 

[spartaman]

I did it! I’d never have thought I’d have to guts to cycle around Melbourne naked!

Well done bet you felt liberated when the next one

 

[konk500]

Congratulations, I bet it was a blast!

 

[dk315]

I did it! I’d never have thought I’d have to guts to cycle around Melbourne naked!

Wowzers ! You actually did it ! Congrats. Looks like a big turnout and the weather gods were kind to you all.

 

[Johnnie57]

Congratulations, looks like it was a fun ride !